Petition to abolish greed

Liberals were really signing it! Idiots.

Here’s a flashback of the inimitable Milton Friedman discussing greed self-interest with Phil Donahue:

WALNUT 2, Thug Thizzle edition

And in this video, you’re briefed on what WALNUT means. Hint: the N, the U, and the T add only a scintilla of value.

By a show of hands, do any of you know someone who has ever died from using Microsoft Excel? Here’s WALNUT 1, if you missed it.